Gems they are shining

Credits to Jay Leno for this one ...
1. I wrote a cheque last weekend .. and the Bank bounced :)
2. Who the hell named them Securities
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I have just two words ...
DONT PANIC!!! DONT PANIC!!! DONT PANIC!!!
DONT PANIC!!! DONT PANIC!!! DONT PANIC!!!
DONT PANIC!!! DONT PANIC!!! DONT PANIC!!!
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